|this was the cake of cake because it had no bloody egg and I could eat some|
|This lady is very mad and always dresses like this|
|These two look quiet enough but they are the worst kind...as soon as you turn your back they are up doing very strange dancing known as 'casting shapes'|
|This woman is dangerous and you should not approach her unless you have a large glass of wine to appease her.|
the man in the stripy shirt was captured some time ago, he has given up hope of escape and is now fully brainwashed into the hippy ways of the mountain women
don't let the air of respectability these exude fool you, the one at the back is a well known local male stripper, the lady with her back to you has snuck out of nunnery up the road for her couple of pints of campari and lemonade, the two in the front are fraudsters of the worst kind, dealing in fake old masters andblaming their wind problems on the guy in the stripy shirt...who by the way is a bad criminal type from the East end....